I fully expect some readers to cry foul over this one.

Why? I'm not going to advertise. If you don't figure it out I'm quite happy. If you do, then I'll be glad to explain why it isn't as bad as it seems. :)

Some badass William coming later this week!

adamas (Guest) (2011-10-17)


Interesting solution.

JD (Guest) (2011-10-18)


Yeah, jump starting a truck with a taser isn't too likely, plenty of volts but not enough amps.  What the hell though, it's in another universe, physics could be completely whack there.  I'll continue to suspend disbelief.

Johan (Guest) (2011-10-18)


I'm with JD on this. Plus using raw water will cause battery failure ... but it's not really important right now I guess ^^
Also I adore your story, so I'm not saying this suck or anything, I love the way you write and this is a great arc.

Uhl (Guest) (2011-10-18)


LOL, saw the name brand on the battery! Wink One thing Theresa forgot. GAS! It's probably all evaporated by now.

JD (Guest) (2011-10-18)


Yeah, if the truck runs on gasoline it would have turned to high octane varnish by now.  But again, different universe... The truck could run on liquid propane, or cockroach farts for all we know.

Antonious (Guest) (2011-10-18)


I figure that if you can jump start a car using a device that is nothing more than a really large number of AA batteries taped together, then why not jump start a vehicle using a taser.

James Smith (Guest) (2011-10-19)


Someone should tell Mythbusters about this, this would be a good one.

adamas (Guest) (2011-10-19)


J Gray (2011-10-19)

Clever, Adamas. That is, indeed, not a taser from the Hierophant (aka our Earth). The water is plain old water, though. I admit its bad for the battery.