In my hand written script for this page, it literally has three spots where I simply wrote: insert horror speak here. It wasn't until I typed the script up to send to Gennifer that I randomly clicked around the internet for inspiration. That's when I came across an article about those shoes that are supposed to shape your backside as you walk... and how the company that came out with them got in trouble because they have no actual, scientific verification of the claim.

So, what about you? I invite you to write your own horror speak! Let us know what the inner plasticized yuppie zombie in YOU has to say!

Mei (Guest) (2011-10-13)


"The recycling trucks don't come untill Sunday!"

Gennifer Bone (Guest) (2011-10-14)


"You'll put your eye out!"

Tyr (Guest) (2011-10-14)


"Popcorn has empty calories! You don't want that!" "daily moisturizing prevents frown lines!" "I camped outside the apple store last night!" "daddy says never to apply at a state school. It's private school or nothing" "you should tuck your pinky for a better golf grip!" " I live how you've color-coordinated your shoes with your yoga pants!" "I loved that new glee episode!" "that's just way too mainstream."

James Smith (Guest) (2011-10-14)


It's like being attacked by housemaid/nun robots. Or those religious nuts in Airplane. Or the wierdos in that one Chowder episode.

"I like pirates about movies and movies about pirates." "Draw INSIDE the lines." "Who wants ice cream?!" "50% off, what a bargain!" "Don't run with scissors." "Whites go in the white pile, blue's go in the blue pile." "Starch your shorts." "What's the buzz?" "I love Lost!" "Don't let the bed bugs bite." "Poland is country in Europe." "Buy bonds." "Family Guy is funny!" "Who has money?"

TC (Guest) (2011-10-15)


=o  Actually, I use those shoes you speak of. (Well a cheap version, but still!)

Those are actually the only shoes that get rid of my back and foot pain.  And, as far as I can tell, there has been a little firming in the backside.  Of course, that's not why I bought them, so it's a nice bonus.  It's not incredibly noticeable, though.

olsh (Guest) (2011-10-15)


well theres always the stand by from Airplane "There's a sale at Penny's!"Other good brainless statements could "Have you tried the new restaurant in the mall?""You should work on that report for Wednesday!""Have you seen my new Prius?""Liz wants you to stop by for Racquetball!"

adamas (Guest) (2011-10-16)


You'll LOVE my wife's potato salad!

windserpent (Guest) (2011-10-18)


"My new window treatments are to die for.""Is that a wrinkle?""I got a birdie on the nine yesterday.""Whitening strips are the best.""I need to make an appointment for the tanning booth.""Check out my new TV!"

Fazzey (Guest) (2011-10-21)


....Why are the cast of Archie horrors?

J Gray (2011-10-22)

The Tower's visual style is based very much on a 1950s art deco style. I thought the Archie cast would make good horrors based on this.